Another late night at the office and DJ Homicide writes me:



DJH: I met these two hotties.



AM: I’m your wingman



DJH: No, I’m yours



(A Night at the Roxbury music starts to play)



DJH: You choose, I’ll take the other one:







AM: HOT! Hey, I gotta go home first and shave down. See you in 20 minutes.



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